Dear Daddy,
Now that I'm an expert on birthdays, I thought I'd help you out on what you should do to have a great day today.
First, close your eyes and make a wish.

Then rip off any dumb hats your mom made,

And rub cake all over your face!

Lastly, take a good bite out of your presents.

I love you very much (even though you kick me out of your kitchen when I try to dress like you).

Thanks for always playing fun games with me.

Happy 40th Birthday, Daddy!
Love, Pee Wee